The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
Never have I ever before welcomed her period with such enthusiasm. She was starting to pick out baby names. She got me "What to Expect When You're Expecting."
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
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