question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
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