I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
Well my normal tinder strategy of "Will I have sex with her when I'm sober" has been paying off
Randomize
