i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
I woke up to a text that said "You're a fucking asshole" Why is she so pissed at me?
Im guessing it has something to do with running up to her boyfriend screaming "THIS IS SPARTA" and kicking him in the balls.
Is that considered a cock block?
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
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