whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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