If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
I just had the fat girl at the party come tell me I look sad and offer me a beer. I'm out.
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
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