Midget sex pt 2 tonight
ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
Found trail of ibuprofen on ground. I'm like the intervention version of e.t.
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
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