Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
so..some girl walked up to me on the porch last night. She came to apologize for peeing on our lawn a few days ago. I just looked at her and said it was ok, she wasn't the first.
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
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