I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
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