Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
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