dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
Drank another frat president under the table. Thinking of starting my own, gonna call it Alpha Phi Alcoholics
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
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