Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
i was so proud for not passing out at the same time as usual. i screamed that i had a "new personal best!" then some jackass explained daylight savings.
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