We have a vodka soaked ShamWow with your name on it.
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
it was like eating out sand paper
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
Randomize
