This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
It was my penance. God came down to me in the form of an angel and said, "you must atone for your sins, by puking in your mouth at church right before communion"
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
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