I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
Tried to land my foot on his shoulder and kicked him in the face. Then I fell into a homeless man's bike and posed with a buffalo head. How was your night?
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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