So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
Alright, text me when you get close. I've got a mustache and I'm ready to get my day drunk on.
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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