using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
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