I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
He texted me at 3am that you cut your hand at the bar and were bleeding all over.
I woke up to a text thinking you bled out at a bar, turns out you got your butthole licked.
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
Randomize
