Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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