we have officially lost it.
Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
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