yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
You should really come over right now. There's hot construction workers across the street. I'm gonna go pour beer on myself in a bikini on the sidewalk. See you in 5?
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
COCAINE IS GR8
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
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