We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
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