An ex-gang member just asked me out on a date via note. And spelled dinner wrong. Win?
I have the worst farts today, I'm walking by the cubicles of people I don't like and leaving them surprises. Brb.
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
My goal for tonight: make tomorrow as awkward as humanly possible.
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
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