i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
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