More tranny stories later!
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
A stranger just came up to me and asked why I hadn't texted him, and if he was just a one night stand. I live for these moments.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
This is the minute she broke up with me. If you're receiving this mass text, you are one for the girls who made me promise to text you at this point.
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
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