Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
why do cheetos always look like penises
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
Got drunkdialed by my estranged mom while wallowing in pinkeye drinking 100 proof eating ramen alone. Year summed up perfectly.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
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