I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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