on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
he opened up his "box of magic": a crusty tube of KY jelly, three expired condoms, a fingertip vibrater, and a jar of marshmallow fluff.
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
You're a hot mess, you know that?
At least I'm a FUN hot mess. Like a train crash full of pizza, fireworks and glitter.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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