We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
They flooded the bathroom and their version of cleaning it up was to throw our couch cushions on it. That's when I decided to chug tequila and go drunk bowling. So hitting the kid with my ball is really their fault.
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
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