There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
I'm doing laundry in pjs and heels, home alone with my margarita bucket.
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
I asked for a steak knife but the waitress could see in my eyes it was a bad idea
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
Well, after emptying the contents of my stomach into a fucking rose bush, the only things moving through my digestive system are pills, coffee, and my own lip gloss. If that gives you any idea what kind of a day I'm having.
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
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