The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
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