Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
I'm going to go ahead and refrain from sexting you in an airport that is currently at a "level orange" security threat.
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