singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
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