I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
Randomize
