You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
This guy in church just had a prayer request to help him get through his hangover. He is my new hero.
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
Alternately I could tell him western classical is just a series of events that had to happen for music to reach the point where Beyoncé was able to pen drunk in love, which is the pinnacle of humanity's artistic achievement thus far
You're going to replace me with a robot made of heating blankets and a vibrator?
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
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