Sponge bath it is.
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
Why did my little sister call me from your phone this morning?
Things like this can't be explained over text man
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
And then she grabbed my dick and started singing 'ring ring ring ring banana phone'
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
Randomize
