remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
My bathroom smells like artichokes and absinthe. I am naming a perfume after you and using the money to buy new towels.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
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