he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
Did you see that girl I got with last night?
Girl? Oh...weird...to be honest Ive always thought you were gay..
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
They just built a gym in the same parking lot as my favorite bar. Drunk me is gonna be so excited.
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
So here I am, sexting at work.
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