I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Randomize
