marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
Missing part of a tooth cos I tried to open a beer with my teeth, just saw a dude that looked like bill Cosby though so things are looking up
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
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