If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
She just sent me a txt where every word ended in "zzz", with about a hundred "!!!" and called herself "juicezzz". I need back up.
He dyes his hair, fake tans and lies constantly. What did you really expect from him?
A better fuck for starters.
He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN CUNT. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN CUNT.
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
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