Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
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