All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
Just had the best idea EVER: start a mead brewing/dispensery business! WE CAN BREW IT IN MY GIANT CLOSET, AND NEVER BE SOBER AGAIN.
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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