I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
Being drunk is way better. Seriously, I just licked your brother to make sure my spit was actually real.
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
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