How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
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