She came to work with 6 additional layers of make-up, playing every Nickelback song about explicit teen sex, and with a dozen twinkies she bet she could finish without chewing any. I'm investing in a rape whistle.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
i woke up half naked on someone's pool lounge chair in a house that i don't know, with someone's phone number scrawled on my stomach. why do i hang out with you again??
You just listed two reasons.
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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