it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
You work out of a Hotel?
I just saw a pregnant woman with a cigarette and a beer walking into the Larry the Cable Guy show. I'm glad my taxes are paying her medical expenses.
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
Princesses don't give blow jobs
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
My coke dealer 411'd my work number just to see how I was doing and gave me his new number. He must miss my business
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
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