I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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