My sheets look like a crime scene.
Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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