She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
We smell like vodka and hangover
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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