White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
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