I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
my car smells like vomit and bananas. this can't really be my life.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
Just FYI: if you happen to notice a liquid of some sort on my kitchen counter with an interesting color/ texture, don't taste it
He has the fingertips of a God
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