All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
weed, chlorine, and victory. my bed smells like i had sex with michael phelps.
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
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