shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
Dude, for your own safety, do not bring that chick home. I'm pretty sure you're going to find a marsupial pouch smuggling a fresh batch of herpes under that hoodie. Bail bail bail bail bail.
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
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